Dreams are weird. Like, last night I dreamed about a water buffalo that tried out for America's Got Talent, and he did okay on the singing portion, but when David Hasselhoff tried to give him a high five there was an unfortunate accident.
This poor blog has been a total red-headed stepchild for a while. My apologies to anyone reading this who is a red head. My double apologies to anyone who is both a red head and a stepchild. If that is the case, then, wow, all I can say is wow. Please accept my offering of this Christmas story as recompense for any perceived unkindness in my words - or for the fact that you are a red-headed stepchild.