I'm sure there are people who hate spring blossoms. If you look hard enough you can find someone who hates just about anything.
Think about it. There are actually people who don't like French fries cooked in lard. Mind boggling.
Of course, nowadays that's lots of people.
My favorite local burger joint, Ketl Krack, still bathes French fries in hot lard. Fist fights between supposed lovers are not uncommon at this place when you get down to the last fry. Now sure, lard isn't the best substance in the world when it comes to heart health, but we're talking French fries people.
What happened to my America? Lard didn't use to be a four-letter word in this country. What happened to the good old lard-by-the-foot sales down at the corner market? Why don't we see lard sculptures at weddings anymore?
We are losing touch with our bedrock traditions. Please, people, think of the children. Remember spring blossoms!
And lard. Don't forget the lard.
But if you can only remember one of those things, I'd say remember the lard.
People who hate spring blossoms . . . eh.