I actually have six uncles and to my knowledge none of them own an accordion.
Of course, that doesn’t rule out the possibility that one of them does own one. Or all of them, for that matter.
Maybe all of my uncles own accordions, and wouldn’t that make a great band? But there again, maybe my uncles already formed a band and they just never told me.
Uncle Robert, if you guys formed an accordion band and are touring soon please tell me. I would love to attend. I’ll even buy a ticket. I wouldn’t expect a freebie. I'm cool with that.
I’ll wait to hear back from you.
That is, if you even want me to come to your concert. Which it doesn’t make sense that you don’t because I’d be a paying customer.
What’s the deal? Did I offend you guys or something?
My uncle’s accordion . . . eh.