I got a letter back from the President, which was cool, but he wasn't much help. The letter just said:
"Suck it, loser!"I didn't really thinking eating candy would do anything but I like candy.
Maybe there's nothing you can do to get off Santa's naughty list. Once you're on you're just plain on.
It's a conundrum.
Getting off Santa's naughty list is hard . . . eh.