I once heard that the membership cards the Flat Earth Society hands out are round. That would seem a little self-contradictory, but the card is still flat so I suppose it's okay.
I wonder what you have to do to become a member? Probably isn't that easy. Think about it. Being a member of the Flat Earth Society puts you in a very exclusive club. In that there aren't very many members.
Are you a member of the Flat Earth Society? Of course not. Loser.
I've just got to get my hands on one of those round cards.
Or a donut. A donut would be sweet too.
Flat Earth Society . . . eh.