My wife really enjoyed her time at the mall yesterday.or
If my wife says she spent "about 20 dollars" that's code for she spent 50 dollars.or
If we are going somewhere and need to leave in ten minutes and my wife says "I'm almost ready, I just have one more eye left," that means we're gong to be an hour late.I'm nice about it whenever he says stuff like that, but in my mind I'm always thinking, "Duh."
Obvious statements . . . eh.