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10 March 2013

Daily Ambivalence - Detritus underneath the buttons of every keyboard

Not much is known about the fuzzy, sometimes greasy accumulation of refuse that lurks inside every computer keyboard.
To get an accurate picture of the environment this on-the-verge-of-life amalgam exists in, we would need to perfect the shrink ray. If someone could perfect the shrink ray, teams of explorers could venture out to document and quantify the wonders of this harsh and unforgiving climate.

Hundreds, maybe even thousands would die before the scientists were ready to publish their work in whatever leading magazine they chose. And for what?

I guess I'm glad no one has invented a shrink ray yet. It isn't worth all those lives.

Detritus underneath the buttons of every keyboard . . . eh.