|Dude, I'm not going to use|
Broadway for the first edition
of the Gutenberg Bible
I suppose it could be argued that different fonts are helpful for birthday cards and the like. Jokes about being mostly dead because you're 40 might look better in Fangsong than Times New Roman.
I'm not sure that's a keen enough argument to account for drop-down boxes in Word that have 10,000 options. Please give me one good reason why Tempas Sans ITC should even exist.
That's why, although I do acknowledge there could be a downside to this, I'm arguing for the establishment of an Emperor of the World.
If there was an Emperor of the World he or she could limit the allowable fonts to a number somewhere south of 2. Which would be great.
My font friend would complain for a while, but then the Emperor of the World would say something like "Off with his head!" and that would be it.
I'd buy a sympathy card for his family. The problem is, it would look just like the card about premature balding and turning 30. It's the thought that counts though, not the font.
Proliferation of different fonts . . . eh.