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16 February 2015

Daily Ambivalence - Frankenstein's abnormal brain

You ever wonder who the guy was that labeled Frankenstein's brain as abnormal?

What system of measurement did he use? Was it Brickman's Thalamic Orlab Pysiology? The Shirkstain Braid Test?

I wish Mary Shelley had specified. Some brains get labeled abnormal simply because they have an overlarge basal ganglia. I doubt if the townsfolk near the castle took that into consideration when they burned the windmill.

Too bad. Some people think a huge basal ganglia actually equates to going big with Christmas decorations during the holidays. I mean, how cool would it have been to have Frankenstein's pimped out Christmas house in your neighborhood? YouTube would go crazy every year.

Frankenstein's abnormal brain . . . eh