Yeah, I'm not kidding. There's a peanut on the floor in the men's bathroom.
I have a friend who is an bit of a nut-job when it comes to food and cleanliness. You breathe in the direction of a sandwich she's eating and it's yours. Which basically means that if I ate that peanut on the floor of the men's bathroom and then told her what I did it would break her mind.
Not that this is automatically a good thing, and of course there are other factors to consider.
What kind of communicable diseases can you catch from a peanut that's been on the floor of a bathroom for an undetermined amount of time? You know, there's that saying that most bathroom floors are cleaner than your kitchen table.
I believe that, but probably not enough to test it.
Still, it would be great to break someone's mind. You know, kind of bucket list thing.
There's a peanut on the floor in the men's bathroom . . . eh.