Daily Ambivalence - that fundraiser for little Jimmy Hinter

I'm going through my receipts for 2014, all the charitable causes I donated to, and here's that $20 receipt for Jimmy Hinter, which makes me wonder whatever happened to him.

I actually regret having written a check to the Jimmy Hinter Fund. I feel like I was a victim of a slick marketing campaign. The cause, now that I think about it, wasn't all that important, but their slogan was so catchy. But really, a fund for boys who climb fences?

Soothe Jimmy Hinter's splinters.

I'm a sucker for rhymes.

That fundraiser for little Jimmy Hinter . . . eh.