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26 February 2013

Daily Ambivalence - Slimy bugs

Slimy bugs can be used to scare girls or to feed survivalists being filmed by television crews.

Only, in today's world more and more little girls are not scared by slimy bugs, and pretty much all shows that document survivalists and their gross, slimy bug consumption can only be found on cable. I dropped cable a month ago.

To conclude, most of the slimy bugs I see nowadays are on the undersides of the stones I collect to use as markers when I need to dig a new grave in my backyard.

Slimy bugs . . . eh.