|freaking serious writer|
To stress a point.
To make the prose seem to move faster.
At this point in today's Daily Ambivalence you should be laughing uproariously because I incorporated two incomplete sentences into the structure.
Only I suspect you aren't laughing. And that is because incomplete sentences are no laughing matter. Like Black Death or Russell Howard.
To prove my point that incomplete sentences are no laughing matter I point to the fact that you are not laughing.
Not circular logic.
Not false logic.
Incomplete sentences . . . eh.