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13 August 2013

Recumbent bikes

I like people who are lazy even when they exercise.

I saw a guy on a recumbent bike the other day and I just had a feeling I would probably like that guy. Sure, he was sweating and pedaling, but it was like he was sweating and pedaling from the comfort of his favorite +La-Z-Boy.

I take my hat off to anyone who plays a sport in a laid-back, what's-on-the-tube-next fashion.

Guys who play half-court basketball? I like them. I've never met a guy who played quarter-court basketball, but if I did I would totally like that guy.

It goes without saying that I like baseball players and golfers.

But that guy in the recliner on wheels? That was sweet.