That's the question I want answered.
There's this guy I knew in high school. He was a jerk and nobody liked him and I won't be all that sad one day when he dies.
I will for sure attend his funeral. If for nothing else than to see old friends.
I would hate for him to get buried in the same thing as Dracula. I worry about him going all undead and all. Then he'd be a jerk forever.
When I go to the funeral, I wonder if people will look at me askance if I bring a stake and a mallet to the service? Just to be sure, you know?
Coffins or caskets . . . yeah, that definitely matters.