I like to sleep with a pillow between my legs.
If I don't have a pillow between my legs I don't sleep well at all.
In the winter time sometimes I think it would be great if the pillow was warm, but I've learned that you shouldn't be fooled by any kind of fire that looks friendly.
Like a campfire, for instance.
What could seem more friendly than a campfire in the woods, its warm glow casting back the darkness and there you are with your family or a bunch of Scouts?
Fire is stupid. Play kissy-face with it all you want. It'll still cause severe burns if you ignite a pillow and stick it between your legs. Not all that friendly. No sir, not at all.
Friendly fire . . . eh.