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02 January 2015

Daily Ambivalence - there's that dishwasher soap lid

There's that dishwasher soap lid with the broken spring that doesn't allow it to flip open during the second cycle of the wash. It's just a useless lid now, hanging there like a scab stuck on a sliver of skin. The smart thing to do would be call a repairman. Probably.

Yeah, probably that's the smart thing, but it occurs to me that inventing a blanket with a built-in refrigerator that's also super intelligent and can earn extra cash working for a local start-up company as a network administrator would be even smarter.

My wife wants me to call the repairman but I like this blanket idea. My wife will thank me later.

There's that dishwasher soap lid . . . eh.