That Olympic dream

There was that dream where the Olympics was coming to town, though the Olympics turned out to be more like a traveling circus and the competitors were farm animals and my bookie called me about a sure thing and I have a terrible gambling habit so I bet my life savings on France to win but the animal from France turned out to be a lamprey eel, which isn't even a farm animal, but that didn't seem to disqualify it, and I know the Olympics is about more than just winning gold medals but where am I suppose to live now?